C This is a program used to debug your brain when writing code. PRINT *, 'Does the damn thing work? (press 1 for yes, 0 for no)' 10 READ *, work IF (work .EQ. 1) GO TO 20 IF (work .EQ. 0) GO TO 30 20 PRINT *, 'Do not mess with it' GO TO 200 30 PRINT *, 'Did you mess with it? (press 1 for yes, 0 for no)' READ *, mess IF (mess .EQ. 1) GO TO 40 IF (mess .EQ. 0) GO TO 50 40 PRINT *, 'You idiot! Does anyone know? (press 1 for yes, 0 for no)' READ *, know IF (know .EQ. 1) GO TO 60 IF (know .EQ. 0) GO TO 70 50 PRINT *, 'Will you be blamed? (press 1 for yes, 0 for no)' READ *, blame IF (blame .EQ. 1) GO TO 60 IF (blame .EQ. 0) GO TO 80 60 PRINT *, 'You poor fool! Can you blame someone else? (press 1 for yes, 0 for no)' READ *, passbuck IF (passbuck .EQ. 1) GO TO 200 IF (passbuck .EQ. 0) GO TO 100 70 PRINT *, 'Hide it.' GO TO 200 80 PRINT *, 'Trash it' GO TO 200 100 PRINT *, 'You poor fool!' PRINT *, 'The end' GO TO 300 200 CONTINUE PRINT *, 'No problem!' GO TO 300 300 STOP END